There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.

The title of this blog is based on a Buffett tune and if you didn't know that already you should have.

Here are a few of weird and ridiculous things that I saw last week. I of course worked a ton of hours, but did have time to relax. Saturday was spent on a articulating boom lift 10-25' in the air cleaning mold off of our churches rafters. This has bugged me for about 2 years now, and since I am now on facilities, I decided to do something about it. Brenda was a great help an in 9hrs we got all of the mold off and the Equipment out the door (with about 1" on each side to spare). Ahern is where we rented the equipment from and Tim(the Ahern rep) was awesome enough to give it for free to us. I thought now would be a good time to give him a shout out and say thanks (as if he will ever read this). If you ever need heavy equipment go to Ahern.

I saw this car on the way home from work. There are female manikin legs attached to the car like a mohawk and painted purple. There also is all sorts of other crap all over the car. Of course this car is ok on the streets, but mine can't pass a California smog test to save its life.

Obviously this is not a picture of weirdo's.

We went to music in the park for the last day this summer and had a great time with out friends. There was this girl there who was there last year and she was so ridiculous. She had a thong on, and was purposefully hiking it up in the front...yes the front... and the back so it rested above her pants. Then she would get on her mans shoulders(he was about 6'5") and flaunt "it" (FYI whatever "it" is..she didn't have "it" to flaunt). They were the only ones who would do the whole shoulder thing so I just had to get a photo. I know this pushes the boundaries of appropriate content on my blog, but this must be shamed. This is referred to by the kids nowadays as a "whale tail". I guess that is partially because it is in the rear, but this girl did the same in the front!!! Is there a name for that? Notice my ear on the left. We were acting like we Brenda was taking a picture of me. This is a very sneaky way to get photo's of weird people that we have used in the past and will continue to use in the future. Idiotic looking people beware.

The comment was made that all she is missing is the skank stamp (tattoo on the lower back). I have no strong opinion on tattoos (except I bet they look real dumb when you are 70)so do not be offended if you have one. I am just trying to keep my lingo (and inform others) on par with modern standards.

Two weekends of fun

The weekend we got back from Holland I had our annual company picnic. This is a great time of throwing the shoes(horseshoes), v-ball(volleyball), and of course talking to the co-workers that I have not seen in a while. Since I have been working in Richmond I have not seen them in a while so it was great to catch up and talk to my boss.
Some of my co-workers. This is a great company to work for...they got a keg and about 10 cases of beer for us to enjoy (a bit in excess, but in front of your co-workers "most" people keep it under control...there is always a few who don't)

There was about 70lbs of meat for the 50 people there. It was enough for an army and that is how we roll at ARCADIS.

Here is Lauri getting silly string sprayed on her by my managers son. Those kids are so cool.

On Thursday we went to the San Jose Giants game and had a great time. Near the end of the game (the last out) we thought the game was over, but there was a bad call that extended the game. In reaction I threw the complimentary seat cushion they game us when we came in. It was pretty funny and since it was sort of soft I thought what could it hurt. The usher (a college girl) tried to return it to its rightful owner and was not mad, but there is no way I was going to say that it was mine.

This Sunday we were invited for a winery tour with Brendas co-workers. This winery is about 15 minutes from our place and very nice. The weather was perfect. Our tour guide took us through the vineyard with the various wines in tote and we tried the wines next to the grapes that they were associated with. Pretty cool concept and also tasty. Some of the wonderful grapes. I am pretty sure it was ok to eat them so we did.

In the wine cellar Brenda found these keys and is wondering what they go to???

Brenda and Mindy are enjoying the luninner (cross between lunch and dinner instead of the brunch concept).

Netherlands

So I know it has been a long time since my last post, but I was on vacation for the past few weeks so give me a break. Holland was great and we got to visit a lot of places and see a lot of wonderful things.

Day 1: arrive in Amsterdam, meet with Eric "hooker" Hoeksema, see the sights and then go to Rotterdam and stay with my cousins Matt and Cara.
Day 2: Bike to Delft, visit churches and museum, bike home
Day 3 : Bike to the Hague, visit great museums, Bike home.
Day 4: Bike to Gouda, See cheese market and taste test, Bike to the Kinderdijk, Bike home(~55km)
Day 5: Take the train to Arnhem, visit national park, WWII operation Market Garden Museum, Celebrate Brenda birthday
Day 6: Bike around Rotterdam and visit market, see the Carnival festival, Dinner on the harbor.
Day 7: Bike to Delft for church but all are closed (who would have thought), Lunch and the leave for Paris, dinner in front of the Eiffel Tower.
Day 8: Visit the Louve, Notre Dame, Arc de Triumph, and a bunch of other stuff.
Day 9: Versailles and other sites around Paris
Day 10: train to Brussels and spend the day there, take the train back to Rotterdam and go to Matt and Cara's apartment (they are gone on vacation).
Day 11: Train and Biking to Katswijk, arrive at friends vacation home and go to the beach.
Day 12: Bike to Harlem and see Ten Boom House and church. Bike against a 25mph headwind 18 miles home.
Day 13: bike and take a train back to Rotterdam and visit market for lunch. Relax at home.
Day 14: Bike to Delft and go to the New Church (built around 1400's), Pannekoken for lunch (awesome), and them bike home and pack
Day 15: Fly Home

All in all a good trip.

Amsterdam (very cold and very rainy).
The "new" Church in Delft. Over 400 steps to the top of the tower.
Here is the view some of the way up the tower.

The Torture Museum in The Hague.
Beautiful Brenda with the happy cows Holland has to offer. No fences and green grass...what more would a cow want.

Stroopwaffel is the greatest invention and it needs to catch on in the U.S. Matt and Brenda are enjoying it. Brenda and Cara are sowing their muscles to the people watching.

Brenda and I at the Kinderdijk. 17 windmills in about 2 miles made for some great views.
Brenda getting ready for her birthday cake.

Awesome European standards of a porta-urinal. I really enjoyed this pee.
Brenda, me, Matt, and Cara in front of their apartment.

Brenda and I in front of the Gate to Delft. The city used to have gates all the way around and this was one of the only ways in and out.
We saw "rocky" while waiting in line at the Eiffel tower. He is very old.
The tower at night on the first day in Paris.

This is what I plan on doing to an elk during my hunting trip (Sept. 22-Oct. 1). Grab it by the horns and jab a knife in its neck...so manly.
The bored gargoyle on top of Notre Dame.
This guy in the flowered shirt we saw the day before and his stench was horrid. this day we actually smelt him before seeing him. He was not allowed close to the paintings for fear that the paint would peel off...really.

Belgian waffles in Belgium.
Brenda drinking "fountain" water.

Great signage all over. Here is a great example.
Brenda leaving the "hiding place". Great ministry tour and a must see.
Home sweet home.

Some of the Stroop we brought home (we ate the container of ice cream our last night there and man was it good).
Notice the sweet mullet.

10 things you can do to greatly increase your chance of not looking like a tourist in Europe.

1. get a ridiculous 80's mullet

2. wear capri pants on a man

3. get a fanny pack

4. carry a man purse/european handbag (not cool)

5. wear pointy uncomfortable shoes

6. have bad stinking BO

7. grow hairy pits (on a woman)

8. wear scarves just for the heck of it.

9. start smoking at age 12 in public

10. Wear bright neon colored polo shirts with odd designs.